Week 7, Issue 8, October 24th, 2023

HLC Week 7 Recap: Midseason Showdowns

Troubadours Outduel Jaybirds

In a spirited clash, the Tortilla Flats Troubadours managed to outduel the Jaybirds with a final score of 101 to 91. The Jaybirds showed grit, with Jakobi Meyers catching seven passes for 50 yards and a touchdown, and Jerome Ford contributing 74 rushing yards and a TD, along with 20 yards from receptions. However, Christian McCaffrey led the charge for the Troubadours, rushing for 45 yards and a TD while also making 51 receiving yards and another TD. QB Kirk Cousins had an impressive performance, throwing for 378 yards and 2 touchdowns, securing the victory for the Troubadours.

Tacos Prevail Over Robots

In a high-scoring affair, the San Antonio Tacos emerged victorious over the Robots with a final score of 138 to 123. The Robots put up a fierce fight, with WR Jordan Addison grabbing seven receptions for 123 yards and two touchdowns, and TE Mark Andrews contributing 63 yards and 2 touchdowns. However, the Tacos had their own dynamic duo, with Travis Kelce catching 12 of 13 passes for 179 yards and a touchdown, earning him the Week 7 Player of the Week title. QB Patrick Mahomes played a stellar game, completing 32 of 42 passes for 424 yards and four touchdowns, along with 29 yards from four rushes. The connection between Mahomes and Kelce was the highlight of the match, and it ultimately secured the Tacos’ win.

Tourists Take Over Rockport

In a dominant performance, the Austin Tourists extended their winning streak to five games, seizing a commanding 134 to 82 victory over the Rockport Leatherheads. WR AJ Brown was a standout, hauling in 10 receptions for 137 yards and a touchdown. QB Josh Allen completed 27 of 41 passes for 265 yards, two touchdowns, and one interception. He also contributed with a rushing touchdown and a two-point conversion. Although Rockport’s RB Alvin Kamara had another remarkable day, rushing 17 times for 62 yards and catching 12 passes for 91 yards, the rest of the offense struggled to keep up with the Tourists’ dominance.

Michiana Maintains Winning Streak

The Michiana Muskellunge continued their red-hot streak, defeating the New Mexico Lobos with a final score of 157 to 122. Michiana’s high-scoring trend continued (they have scored 140 points or more in 6 of 7 games this season) as QB Lamar Jackson threw for 357 yards and 3 touchdowns, adding another rushing TD to his name. Tyreek Hill made a significant impact, turning 15 targets into 11 receptions for 88 yards and a touchdown. The Lobos displayed a solid performance, with RB Jahmyr Gibbs rushing for 68 yards and a TD, and WR Puka Nacua picking up 154 receiving yards with 8 catches on 12 targets. QB Jalen Hurts contributed 23 points, but it wasn’t enough to halt the Muskellunge’s winning streak, now at four consecutive victories.

Player of the Week Honors

In Week 7, the Player of the Week title goes to San Antonio Tacos’ TE Travis Kelce, who caught 12 of 13 targets for 179 yards and a touchdown, amassing a league-leading 35.9 fantasy points.

Week 8 Preview: Streaks on the Line

Week 8 in the Hoosier Longhorn Confederacy promises exciting matchups. The Lobos will face the i2^3∑π, with both teams seeking to break their losing streaks. The Tacos will take on the Jaybirds, and the Troubadours will venture to Rockport, where the Leatherheads have yet to win a game at home this season, making it a crucial showdown for both sides. And in our game of the week, the two longest win streaks of the season will be on the line as the Tourists travel to Michiana. The Muskie defeated the Tourists the first time these teams met in week 1.

Kelce/Swift Trade Controversy Resurfaces

In a surprising turn of events, the controversy surrounding the trade of Travis Kelce from the Austin Tourists to the San Antonio Tacos has resurfaced. Just three weeks after Austin Tourists owner Nick Allison publicly complained about the alleged locker room distraction caused by Kelce’s relationship with Taylor Swift, the situation has taken an unexpected twist.

Over the weekend, Mr. Allison was spotted attending a Taylor Swift concert that lasted a whopping three hours, accompanied by his daughter. While it appeared that he was there primarily for his daughter’s enjoyment, sources close to the situation claim that Mr. Allison seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the performance.

This development has raised eyebrows among fans and fellow team owners, as it contrasts with Mr. Allison’s earlier comments. The public is now speculating on whether the trade and subsequent comments were merely strategic or if there has been a change of heart regarding Kelce’s relationship with the pop sensation.